There was this article in one of the sailing rags this month. Completely typical copy for this sort of publication - dreamy-eyed, soft-focus stuff about the "cruising life".
The factual misrepresentations were legion - just to begin with, our family is described as "personable". Believe me, nothing could be further from the truth.
We've submitted a rebuttal to the editors...
-Yeah, well. It's kind of a joke. You know.
-We've been married twelve years and I still can't tell when you're joking.
-That's what I wonder about. Online and all, you know, people have such stringent mental filters for evaluating what they read.