|"Walk away with victory" - that's Al Green talking. Love and Happiness - do you know the song?|
It was just the jars. Alisa returned a bunch of the duds, and found a new model that will actually seal. Several batches of canned New Zealand beef are now tucked away in the bilge, awaiting the hour of need when fresh tuna no longer satisfies.
Alisa can retain her Alaska Woman status. (Not to generalize, but Alaska women know how to can meat.)
And me - imagine my relief. My whole worldview is built around being married to an Alaska Woman. Glad that doesn't have to change.