-Come on, be serious, said Alisa.
-I am serious. What better gift to give your son than naming him Romeo?
-We're not going to use it. Here's a good one - I saw it on a boat today. Ramblin' Rose.
-That's a great name!
-I know, it's a great name.
-Who would have ever thought I'd own a boat with a name from a Grateful Dead song?
-But we can't use it. It's already taken, end of story.
-Boat names are hard.
-Baby names are hard.
-Boat names are harder.
We paused and thought.
-I've got it! I said.
-What? asked Alisa.
-Elias, Jr.
-Ha ha ha. Actually, it did work the first time.
-But what a way to give Elias a complex.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
-Pelagic is such a good name, said Alisa.
-Yeah, it's a name you don't mind answering to for sure.
-But we could never do Pelagic II.
-I agree. Never. How about Tall Cotton?
-No.
-Steady Roll?
-No.
-I know. Get this. Stranger.
-I like it! It works on two levels.
-Yeah, right. We're always strangers in a new place. Plus the other meaning.
-That could work.
-Or Everywhere.
-That's good too. I thought you said boat names were harder than baby names.
-OK, baby names. How about Thelonious?
-No.
-Django?
-Not since your sister's mother-in-law turns out to have a dog named Django.
-How come you're not suggesting any baby names?
-Because mine are serious, so I want to save them and see how they feel first.
-Pelagic is such a great boat.
-I know. I hate to think of selling her.
-Dave and Jaja sailed high latitudes with three kids on a 33 footer. It's not like it's impossible.
-But I don't think we could do four people on Pelagic.
-I know. I need a door I can close behind me as it is. I just can't take sharing a single room with a three year old twenty four seven.
-Much less a three year old and a six year old, said Alisa.
-Much less, I agreed.
-So I guess we'll try to swap boats while we're in Tasmania?
-It makes sense, I said, we have to spend some time ashore there anyway. But I want to get back on the boat with the new baby as soon as we can.
-Back on the new boat with the new baby, said Alisa.
-As soon as we can, I said.
-Right, as soon as we can, agreed Alisa.